And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
Eevee that’s bullshit and you know it
So…in other words, yes.
this is why the world is beautiful, maybe its just me but i find this cool as fuck
"Your kid says hi." -The sun
genuinely sorry for the people who tried to talk to me and were disappointed by how uncool i am
my sexuality is girls all the time and boys if they’re famous, almost offensively beautiful and completely unattainable so i can attach all my impossible ideals to them and never have to have anything to do with them irl
WHAT IS THE POINT OF THAT LITTLE POCKET INSIDE THE POCKET IN YOUR JEANS YOU CAN’T FIT ANYTHING IN THERE
So you dont have to have change giggling around in your pocket
change giggling around in your pocket
change: teeheeheehee this pocket is so small!
me: shut up change! god you’re so annoying
smoo told me to draw zutara week stuff so instead i drew some modern au gaang. sorry for my shitty handwriting.